kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th


posted on Sep 21 from walltwerk © muareen with 464,542 notes
tagged: #yep

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image


posted on Sep 21 from zackisontumblr © duloxetine with 244,686 notes

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways


posted on Sep 21 from brohamasaurus © spermbanker with 264,284 notes
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

posted on Sep 21 from anti-feminism-pro-equality © thusspakekate with 97,220 notes
captainarlert:

fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.


You forgot “he’s a complete monster!”

captainarlert:

fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.

You forgot “he’s a complete monster!”


posted on Sep 21 from captainarlert © 4kidztv with 14,964 notes

posted on Sep 21 from justridiculousness18 © newkidsonmycock20 with 13,848 notes
girlwhowasonfire:


deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery


posted on Sep 21 from justridiculousness18 © girlwhowasonfire with 397,540 notes

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 


posted on Sep 21 from thievesandqueens © captainarlert with 10,875 notes

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between


posted on Sep 21 from youngvlcanoes © 50shadezofcarter with 224,709 notes

How anxiety works:

Person: you're loud
Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
Person: you're quiet
Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.

posted on Sep 21 from letsnot-butsaywedid © rainbowrockerzombie with 2,346 notes