im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
finding out that someone very hot follows you
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.
You forgot “he’s a complete monster!”
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between